26 February 08 - 20:10Ten reasons why.....
....Satellite dishes are Better than Women.
1. A satellite dish doesn't care if you have another dish on the side.
2. A satellite dish doesn't get upset if you stay out all night hangin' with your BUDs.
3. With women, if you have a dish in every port, and they find out about each other, they will DiSEqC you.
4. With a satellite dish, if you're having breakup problems, you can always upgrade to a larger size.
5. No matter how old your satellite dish is, you can always achieve the proper elevation with skillful manipulation of a couple of nuts, no prescription medication required.
6. A cold satellite dish doesn't need to be warmed up before it will perform.
7. If you're with one satellite dish and then start looking at another dish the first dish doesn't get upset.
8. A satellite dish doesn't gain weight and lose its shape as it gets older.
9. If you skew a satellite dish in just the right place, you can always get it to sing.
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